Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
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hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
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Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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