Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
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last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
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On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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