where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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