Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
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One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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