no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
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