I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
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I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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