Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
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Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
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I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
You are a genius and a whore.
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