i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
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you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
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She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
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