i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
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even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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