Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
only if we run a train.
done.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
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She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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