stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
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I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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