im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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