Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
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...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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