if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
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They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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