you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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