well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
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I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
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I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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