Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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