went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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