hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
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It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
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