This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
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I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
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I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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