Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
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Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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