we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
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Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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