Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
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Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
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Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
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