Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
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this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
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