Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
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You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
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Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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