We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
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Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
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It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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