Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
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YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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