Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
True strength comes from lack of pants
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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