and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
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I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
A+ Viking dick
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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