I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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