I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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