Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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