That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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