You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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