Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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