Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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