do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
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Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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