Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize