Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Randomize