Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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