belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
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Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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