How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
another moral hangover. fuck.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
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There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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