why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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