; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
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At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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