i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
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Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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