oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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