Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
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Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
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Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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