Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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