Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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