There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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